Megan fox toe thumbs3/18/2023 P/S: “The Dale”, your witty banter was amusing and sarcastic humour was quite funny, actually. Even ppl like Megan Fox have inferiority complexes about the physical. I guess it just goes to show you that we are all human, whether we are trying to be perfect or not. All I’m saying is I would love one day to be able to not be gawked at when I leave the confines of my home by BOTH sexes (b/c he is looking & she is too, just to see if he is looking -which he IS) and to even get a job because ppl are so damn jealous, when I didn’t ask to be born so good looking that it actually separates me from being a normal person. It’s so strange that the prettiest ppl in our country (and some, like myself are not famous and have to fight every day just to fit in & gain some sort of normalcy) live and work in Hollywood. So, why is that, anyway? I know it, you know it and they know it too: Actors in “Hollyweird” are among the most beautiful (bone structure and physique-wise) and have the straightest/near perfect teeth in the world. When we watch a movie, I would like to think the body parts I’m looking at belong to the person in question doing the scene, not the director cutting to someone else’s appendages, cause the actor/actress was too insecure about themselves to show it. What proves my point on this is: She even has had to resort to using hand-doubles in her movies, because she is so reluctant (obviously so) to show those creepy, little, circus-freak-show-esque, feet-hands of hers. If I were her, I would get those thumbs worked on & have them surgically lengthened or something. I, for one, think we all have our flaws, and we all have something we would like to change about ourselves, be it physical, emotional, inward, or outward, we all need to gain more confidence and be less picky about stupid stuff, like our outward appearance, when it is the inside that counts the most. Possibly because she is so used to men coming up to her, bothering her, etc, that you probably wouldn’t be able to get past her security anyhow. Anyone who says otherwise, is sticking up for a girl who (if you were ever to be given the slightest, most minute chance to even meet this person, let alone, any celeb…for that matter) probably wouldn’t give you the time of day. That being said, her thumbs are just plain gross. Yes, I am a pretty girl, you can look me up and see it for yourself, my man says that I resemble Marilyn Monroe, and I have met men (whether it be in public, my friends, or complete strangers) who confirm what my man says about me. My name was Meghan Fox long before this midget thumbed-ho became famous! 25 years of having this name and now I am going by Meg, just to be disassociated from the likeness of her whorish persona. If you like what you’ve just read, hit up for more. Hands are the first point of contact, and I don’t want that contact to remind me of this… If you can handle that (see what i did there), then good for you, but Dale’s entirely too picky. The Dale could not imagine dating a girl like Meghan Fox knowing that every time you hold her hand, or she touches your face, or she touches you anywhere else for that matter, she will be touching you with those little gremlin thumbs. Finding a happy medium is what makes the game so difficult. It’s a known fact that most hot girls are bitchy and most fat girls are really nice. Whether it be internal or external, everyone has a flaw. The reason I feel an apology is necessary is because I have just exacerbated the fact that NO ONE is perfect. So I’ll apologize in advance to those of you reading this that think Meghan Fox is the hottest girl in the world. Basically stubby little gnome thumbs on an otherwise normal hand. We looked online and found out that she suffers from a condition called “clubbed thumb” or “hammer thumb”. My girlfriend promptly confirmed my statement. Confused, fascinated and thoroughly disgusted, I exclaimed “What the FUCK is wrong with her thumb?!?!?”. So it gets to the part where she makes out with her best friend, which is meant to be the hottest scene in the movie, and they start going at it, everything’s fine, then Meghan Fox puts her hand on the girl’s cheek. We’ll get back to that in a second.īack to the movie. I’ve actual heard more than one person describe her as “perfect”. The epitome of sexuality to millions upon millions of guys worldwide (me, not so much.). Sure, Diablo Cody wrote the movie, but 9 out of 10 people probably don’t know that. So I was watching ‘Jennifer’s Body’ a couple of weeks ago with my girlfriend, which really isn’t that bad of a movie considering what you’d expect (Think closer to Scream than The Grudge), but obviously, the selling point of the movie is the fact that Megan Fox is the slutty main character.
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